Contact

With all the weirdos and pyschopaths out there (myself included), I'm going to hold off on posting my mailing address, phone number, email address, social security number, mother's maiden name and favorite color on this page. Please don't take offense, just use the contact form below to get a hold of me. I'll do my best to reply quickly, but please be sure to enter a valid email address so I can actually get a hold of you.